Showing posts with label semesters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label semesters. Show all posts

Friday, September 9, 2011

Myths of being an Engineering Student





  • The biggest myth being deep rooted in the neural network of students preparing for an engineering entrance exams is that after completion of 4 years of engineering course he/she will be a proud member of the community of manufactures i.e. will be crowned an engineer. But, in reality only 6 months of industrial training suffixing the engineering is all that it takes to be an engineer. 
  •  Engineers are highly paid breed of humans. In contrast, a fresher gets a lower pay package than a diploma holder in a production plant provided you aren't from the herds of " MERE PAPA KE PASS BAHUT PAISA HAI " students.  
  • Engineering and management studies are related. In reality, engineering has nothing to do with management. A lucrative salary is what attracts people to management studies.
  • Engineers are absolute nerds and geeks who just can't do anything but study. In reality they are the ones who study the least in all their 4 years of graduation.
  • Engineering student makes lots of assignments which help them getting closer to their subjects. In reality it’s only the girls who make all the assignments on due date, boys believe in the art of copying. An assignment only helps in getting closer to the opposite sex.
  • The one who passes with maximum marks is the one who knows the concept of engineering the best. In reality such students are the one who have mastered the art of mugging. The one who actually knows the concepts finds it harder even to get grace marks.
  • Engineering has the most rigorous semester system having no loopholes. In reality, major part of the semesters is spent bunking is needs an immediate revision. 
  • 100% placements are all but a trap to get the new admissions.
  • An engineering student will know how to repair TV, radio, mobile etc. In reality engineering has a vast network of branches. You can’t expect an instrumentation engineer to debug computer software’s. 

NOTE: Students preparing for Engineering Entrance Exams please never get occupied by the stray magnetic thoughts of getting a GF once you land up in any of the engineering colleges. Better choose other degree courses instead of ruining your dreams.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Dastan 1400 panno ki....!!!

huan kuch yun, ajeeb tha, gajab tha
hamein utani padi apni kitab
mokka bhi bada sangeen tha,
mausam bhi bada rangeen tha,
kitab thi networks ki,
jisme they hum jaraa kamjor.
aisa na tha ki aata na tha kuch,
bus mauj masti ke alam mein kabhi utha na paye they hum buk,

sessional hote to chod bhi dete ek bar,
per tha semester, kerte bhi kya yaar,
lagai humne theory-- merta bhi kya na kerta ka
kholi apni buk,
kholte hi hua hamara bheje fry.
kehne ko sirf the 4 chapter's per 1400 panno mein vo the ekatrit yaar,
iss tarah mbd se chakraborthy, aur chakroborthy se mbd mein ulje,
ki din se raat, raat se subah ho gai ,
kuch bhi palle na pada hamar.

Hillary bhai ko hui na Everest fatah kerne per itni khushi
jitni hui hame filter aur foster form padne per,
superposition aur laplace ne hila ke rakh dia humein,
per jaise taise course kiya khatm maine

socha kitna acha hota,
khol sakte parisha mein kitab
per kerte bhi kya janab,
na bhaddal aur na ptu rakta tha humse itifaq,

dosto le lo ek salah
agar nahi jagna chahte ho ullu ki tarah,
toh padha karo roj, ache vidyarti ki tarh..!!!!











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